earwax may be the fuel of the future

i can swallow half a peice of bread withut chewing

my spirit animal is a snake

it haunts my dreams

my hamsters are squeeky

i barbequed my first ds

it went through the microwave

alex kirby likes chicken

he grows wings

and flies through windows

and screams WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

and throws steamrollers

if cookies were healthy, we would all be smurfs

there is no tuna fish in my house

renamon should get restraining orders on all fanboys

but renamon isnt real

neither is santa

hes the tooth fairy in disguse

its true

the santa who works at the mall lives in a trailer

like a movie trailer

hes really bruce willis

with a third foot

and sweat made of sports drink

really good sports drink

like, chuck norris' pee flavor

i didnt get the swine flu

i tried my hardest

and failed

i got rabies

but it went away

my spirit animal got them

now theres a rabid snake in my dreams

i get nosebleeds when i play with spoons

the plastic kind

like micheal jackson

i spelled his name wrong

lol is now pronuonce yur-moom

canadians have deliscious milk

if you dont believe me, read my shoutbox

and if you do believe me

read my shoutbox

eating the pokemanz gives you powah

just ask

she knows

my neck is bleeding

rainbows, its bleeding rainbows

rainbows of PAIN!!

kinda like what happens when you mix a squirrel and a desk lamp together

a rainbow of pain

seven different ways to say i love you

can be found in your local soup isle

if you hate soup

join my club

the ihatesoupclub

member of one

times one

equals one

one bottle of shampoo

mixxed with hairy potter

equals the 9th book

hairy potter and the really cool shampoo math problem

ive avoided math class for 3 days

and my eyes a bleeding

my shorts are too tight

for your face

and the rest of soviet russia

i play with my feet

in soviet russia the feet play with YOU

and they play too rough

bruce willis gets hurt

cause he has a third foot

in his pants...

...pocket

sora keeps his keyblade in goofy

when your not playing kingdom hearts

kingdom hearts is playing YOU!

but far away from soviet russia

cause imma scared of communists

and cosmopoliticians

theyre like politicians

in space

and their communists

which scare me

few things scare me anymore

i conqured my secret phobia

but i can tell you about it

cause unlike brce willis' third foot

and my spirit animals rabies

its a secret

and secrets once exposed into the open

are no longer secrets

and are something else

something kinda like a bunny rabbit

working for the communists

the good kind

they taste of bannana

and bread

i can swallow half a peice of bread withut chewing

dont try that at home kids

try it in a dark castle

and if you cant find a dark castle

use a bush

a bush in your neighbors yard

but be afraid

be very afraid

of cosmopoliticians

and digimons

and lazer sharks

but contraery to most beliefs

they dont have lazers

they have sporks

SPORKS WITH LAZERS

for reals

like bruce willis' third foot

and like santa

but not like renamon

or atlantis

i spent thirty

years

searching for atlantis

and failed

lol

pronounced yur moon

the end